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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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