PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
we're so committed to being not committed
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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