Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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