I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
There r osticjed everywhere
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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