Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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