I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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