So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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