Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i believe in u and ur pee
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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