we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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