I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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