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A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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