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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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(206): View more from Washington

he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.

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(972): View more from Texas

The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.

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(830): View more from Texas

Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.

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(817): View more from Texas

Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".

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(419): View more from Ohio

it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.

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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!

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(229): View more from Georgia

what happened last night?!

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you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"

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