no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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