Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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