Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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The uberlube is also flammable
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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