just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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