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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.

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(630): View more from Illinois

They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.

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(631): View more from New York

i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?

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(773): View more from Illinois

by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?

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(905): View more from Ontario

i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.

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(914): View more from New York

I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.

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(716): View more from New York

Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.

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(516): View more from New York

i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...

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