If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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