Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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