u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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