so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
In other news, I just burned my penis
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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