Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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