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(651): View more from Minnesota

I accidentally had phone sex last night

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(805): View more from California

found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried

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(850): View more from Florida

All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.

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(207): View more from Maine

Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!

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(905): View more from Ontario

Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?

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(516): View more from New York

i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...

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