I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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