I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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