Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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