What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I still have a little drunk in my system
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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