You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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