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(586): View more from Michigan

I love black thongs

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my phone cant type all the emotion im having

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk

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(716): View more from New York

I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.

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(785): View more from Kansas

The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.

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