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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she told me i tasted like america
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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