Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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