So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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