I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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