She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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