her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He has the fingertips of a God
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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