Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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