yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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