You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
