these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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