I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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