I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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