Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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