Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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