STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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