I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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