I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Mom said you looked used
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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