this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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