If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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