But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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