I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
bring money and cleavage
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I could fuck to npr.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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