how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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