Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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