Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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