Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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