I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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