Nicole vs. Life
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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