Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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